Shea Lynn Baird (a.k.a. “Colon Girl”)
Certified Colon Hydrotherapist
“Poopin’ is Cool.”
I became a Colon Hydrotherapist because, well, I felt like crap. I looked wrong, I felt wrong, I had no energy and it just didn’t make any sense. No matter what I ate my body didn’t seem to be digesting it very well – I had immediate discomfort, distention, gas, chronic constipation and eventually a slamming case of Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS). The Standard American Diet (S.A.D.) was doing me wrong, and the Western, Allopathic Medicine System wouldn’t even believe me - they said it was all in my head, “But here, take these daily forever anyway…they might help…”
So after many years of misery, body discomfort turned body / eating issues, and after being duped by relentless ‘marketing disguised as education’, I stumbled onto (literally) the oldest cure in the book! Hippocrates, the father of modern medicine, declared that “All health and sickness begins in the colon.” It is a simple sentence, and one that made and still makes the most sense to me. So I began to educate myself, and experiment on myself. I knew in my ‘gut’ that I needed to begin a cleansing program to undo what I had done with the first part of my life… and then make adjustments to my diet, my lifestyle, my ideas and perspectives. Sounds easy, but not always so! I still struggle with so much of it all – but I do know now what I know now… and I mostly feel great and look great – and when I don’t, I know why! And I learned that, indeed, Cleansing and Detoxifying Your Body Can Change Your Life! It certainly changed mine!
Through search, studies, and many self-experiments, I have come to understand that what you put in your body is important – and equally important is what is or isn’t coming out! I believe that colon, and therefore general, health in America is deteriorating. Low-fiber, high-fat, “junk” fast food diets leave behind a trail of sludge that can lead to constipation, toxicity, obesity, skin conditions, allergies, irritable bowel syndrome, hemorrhoids, diverticulosis, and much worse. By cleansing you give your body a fighting chance to do what it was designed to do – heal itself. It is important to learn what different types of ‘foods’ are doing in your body, to remove the obstacles (toxins, acids, harmful micro-organisms, clogging build up) to your health and wellness – and see how cleansing your body can change your life.
The benefits I have gained through exploring
my own health issues have led to my passion for supporting and encouraging
health and wellness in others... and what I like to call My Passion for
Poop. My goal is to help you to detoxify your whole body system so you
can rebuild and regenerate new cells and tissues in a healthy environment.
It won’t happen
over night — 10, 20, 30, 40 or more years of toxic living can’t
be rinsed out in an hour. It’s a process and it takes time and
commitment. Only you know if you feel optimally healthy. Only your body
can show us what it’s going to take to get you there. If you really
think about it, I know you’ll agree this is a great place to
start. And if you want to know what else I think and feel about this modality,
no one says it better than one of my very best friends – Suki Zoe,
Colon Therapist and Raw Foods Goddess in London, England. Please read the ‘Colonics’ page
from her website (and
while there, please peruse the
rest of her site – she
really is quite brilliant).

IT'S COLON GIRL!
Dedicated to saving the world - one colon at a time!
- Certified Massage Therapist (CMT)
The Sebastopol Massage Center, Sebastopol, California. 1989 - Reiki Master
Attunements by Donna Maria Hatfield, Sonoma, California. 1997 - Certified Colon Hydrotherapist
The Circle of Life School of Colon Hydrotherapy,
Santa Fe, New Mexico. 2000 - Advanced Level Certification
in Colon Hydrotherapy
I-ACT (International Association for Colon Hydrotherapy) - Advanced Level Certification in Colon Hydrotherapy
NBCHT (National Board of colon Hydrotherapists) - Associate in Arts Degree
Santa Rosa Junior College (SRJC), Santa Rosa, California - Bachelor in Arts Degree in Integral Studies
California Institute of Integral Studies (CIIS)
San Francisco, California
"The person coming before me is not a sick person coming to be healed, but
rather a perfect life coming to be revealed."